passthewanderer




hi! i'm jessica, an office worker by day, writer by night. i also practice photography and graphic design. this tumblr is mostly where i reblog posts i like about All The Random Things. while some of the stuff posted here is my own, most is not. always check the credit/source. if you're interested, you can see more of my own artwork here.





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I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.
Edgar Allan Poe, Complete Writings (via heavydrug)
I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there.

a sentence or two (x)

holy. wow.

(via tupau)


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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)


shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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carnivaloftherandom:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

Fellas, here’s a tip: Until you are biologically required to bleed once a month for around 35-45 years on average, and human biological reproduction requires that you gestate a somewhat parasitic organism for 9 months before you then push said organism out of your body, at which point your body then produces food for the infant, when we say the female body is hardcore: STFU. And btw: I’m not excluding trans women OR trans men here, because building a female body to match your gender or dismantling one to do the same is metal as fuck.
Cis men, just let us have the right to celebrate ourselves without needing to chime in, okay. It’s old, tired, and dull.

carnivaloftherandom:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

Fellas, here’s a tip:
Until you are biologically required to bleed once a month for around 35-45 years on average, and human biological reproduction requires that you gestate a somewhat parasitic organism for 9 months before you then push said organism out of your body, at which point your body then produces food for the infant, when we say the female body is hardcore: STFU.
And btw: I’m not excluding trans women OR trans men here, because building a female body to match your gender or dismantling one to do the same is metal as fuck.

Cis men, just let us have the right to celebrate ourselves without needing to chime in, okay. It’s old, tired, and dull.

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irreducibilitas:

Grimm and Other Folk Tales

by Cory Godbey

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

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    fishingboatproceeds:

dcpubliclibrary:

lauriehalseanderson:

They put my thoughts about censorship on a LIBRARY in Washington, DC!!!!
Absolute career highlight!! Thank you, kind librarians!

Thanks for the inspiration lauriehalseanderson!
You can find even more awesome art inside the building in celebration of Banned Books Week and the freedom to read, express and create as part of UNCENSORED: The Art Exhibition.

Laurie’s words three stories tall. Awesome.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    dcpubliclibrary:

    lauriehalseanderson:

    They put my thoughts about censorship on a LIBRARY in Washington, DC!!!!

    Absolute career highlight!! Thank you, kind librarians!

    Thanks for the inspiration lauriehalseanderson!

    You can find even more awesome art inside the building in celebration of Banned Books Week and the freedom to read, express and create as part of UNCENSORED: The Art Exhibition.

    Laurie’s words three stories tall. Awesome.

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    grimmnbc:

Grab your crossbows! 

    grimmnbc:

    Grab your crossbows! 

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    Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know…I just…Do things. 

    Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won’t have as much censorship because we won’t have as much fear.
    Judy Blume (via thelifeguardlibrarian)
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    chairhiro:

    reichenbachtrip:

    flymyass:

    Who is this man? Mackling at my more,

    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
    As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more

    quoth the rapper

    macklemore

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